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Comment by MacSpruce on Tuesday

Objects In Mirror Are Cretaceous As They Appear

Comment by MacSpruce on Tuesday

Phew! What's extinct in here?

Comment by MacSpruce on Tuesday

Mesozoic / me so horny.

Comment by MacSpruce on Tuesday

Hey, I said no tongue! 

Comment by MacSpruce on Tuesday

Yeah? Well, if you didn't have a brain the size of a walnut we wouldn't be in this situation!

Comment by JJJ23 on November 9, 2017 at 8:52pm

It can be hard to know when you're too drunk to drive. It can also be very easy to know.

Comment by MadAdam on November 8, 2017 at 6:55pm

T.P. Rex

Comment by MadAdam on November 8, 2017 at 6:47pm

Wow, that waiter was right. Dinosaur's do have uvulas. I did not know that.

Comment by MadAdam on November 8, 2017 at 6:37pm

Rex's first time trying cocaine was a total failure. Maybe if he had a bigger brain he would realize that he's supposed to use a mirror that's laying down flat.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 8, 2017 at 9:00am

The comedy of man starts like this, our brains are way too big for our mother's hips...

Comment by Ian on November 8, 2017 at 2:09am

"She's my sister and my daughter!"

Comment by VomitFlop on November 7, 2017 at 8:41pm

"Coming up, on an all new E! True Hollywood Story: The Rise & Fall of Reptar."

Comment by Iverneil on November 7, 2017 at 5:39pm

These goddamn Vegan parties make me sick.

Comment by Iverneil on November 7, 2017 at 5:36pm

First night without the colostomy bag and I end up spending the whole night in the bathroom!

Comment by Iverneil on November 7, 2017 at 5:33pm

I've tried everything, I wish I knew what kind of guy she really likes.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 7, 2017 at 1:48pm

well, this script,  it's kinda like "the crying game" meets "jurassic park"

Comment by Rotwang on November 7, 2017 at 12:05pm

There! There it is, that's that smile I love, sexy lizard you!

Comment by Ian on November 6, 2017 at 11:12pm

"Dino... droppings? Droppings?"

Comment by Ian on November 6, 2017 at 11:12pm

"What do you mean those aren't drinking troughs?"

Comment by Ian on November 6, 2017 at 11:11pm

"You're an eight!"

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