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When it comes to having regular colonoscopies, it pays to be anal.
Most people tend to avoid the exhibit on windy days.
Gerald could help feeling he was being the butt of someone’s joke.
Rectum damn near killed him.
Just another day in San Francisco.
“Shit! For a minute there I thought I had finally found the clitoris.”
The Dark Side of the Moon
i thought you said to meet me where the sun don't shine, where are you?
We're gonna need a bigger rubber glove!
The Jolly Green Giant autopsy took place over 2 weeks in 10 different cities and, in the end, the cause of death was ruled to be, ironically enough, not enough roughage.
"Hey honey, I found the perfect Bouncy House for Dick's Coming-Out Party."
"Absolutely. He's fit for duty. I think he will remain fit for duty for the remainder of this term and even for the remainder of another term if he's elected."
"This half-ass Pokemon gets weirder all the time."
"Trust me, the irony is lost on this asshole."
"Git your arse to Mahs!"
"That reminds me. I absolutely must obtain copious amounts of Colon Blow at once."
For Russel, the Insides Outdoors exhibit was almost too much to stomach.
"Tag! You're shit!"
The disembowelment of Paul Bunyan took some guts to display.
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