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Comment by JJJ23 on November 8, 2017 at 9:01am

Hands on a lard body.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 4:46pm

hands ... touching hands ... reaching out ... touching me ... touching you!   

when you're .... a star ...  grab em  ... by the pussy!   they let you do ... anything!

Comment by JJJ23 on November 6, 2017 at 3:36pm

No. Just no.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on November 6, 2017 at 2:47pm
Protesters for the 'Talk to the Hand' movement.
Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 2:29pm

one day, a small boy wished upon a star, that he would become the president, and shred the legacy of the first black president.  and the angels looked  down, and granted that little boy's very racist wish.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 2:27pm

jeez, they have no compassion.  he's just a simple russian puppet.  be nice guys.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 2:25pm

we've gone from "tail wags dog" to "feces puppets corpse".

Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 2:21pm

we've gone from "tail wags dog" to "dipstick drives car".

Comment by MacSpruce on November 4, 2017 at 9:51pm

At the Short-fingered Vulgarians convention. 

Comment by Whiz Kid on November 4, 2017 at 7:16pm
Reading palms and seeing psalms
Comment by Ian on November 4, 2017 at 5:44pm

"Thank you for helping me count up to twenty-five."

Comment by Iverneil on November 4, 2017 at 5:15pm

Eww! there's a booger on your hand.

Comment by Whiz Kid on November 4, 2017 at 2:46pm
That is how many digits tax cuts can buy
Comment by 38chrysler on November 4, 2017 at 2:33pm

...not the first time in his life he has given people the clap...

Comment by mellowpuma on November 4, 2017 at 11:47am

they cashed him ousside

Comment by AKAAB on November 4, 2017 at 11:31am

The Mini-Heil...

Comment by Mervin97 on November 4, 2017 at 8:40am

"Raise your hand if you think I should be king."

Comment by Mervin97 on November 4, 2017 at 8:37am

"Pull the lever.... NOW!"

Comment by Mervin97 on November 4, 2017 at 8:36am

"Can you handle me?"

Comment by mellowpuma on November 4, 2017 at 1:30am

all we are saaayyyiiinggg

is don't be an assshooollle.

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