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"Look ma, no hands!"
"How many times do I have to tell you? DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!"
♫ ♫ Born to hand jive, baby ♫ ♫
"In case you were wondering, I grabbed her pussy with this hand."
"Show me your hands. Yup, look at all those callouses. Now check out mine. Smooth and soft as Melania's ass."
"Hi five! That'll cost you $5000... EACH!"
"Talking to you is like clapping with one hand!"
The other hand is in your pocket.
Gimmie back my ring, it's mine, you stole it!
What stinks? Must be my Hai Karate.
"With a show of hands, do you think I'm a terrible president?"
Welcome to Palm Beach
"Instead of a tax cut, I'll be handing out 5 Finger Discounts!"
Where're my tiny hands people?
Hands Accost America
"Talk to the hand!"
At a recent rally, President Trump was overwhelmed by paid operatives of the DNC trying to "Stinkpalm" him.
"WE WANT PAPER TOWELS!!!....WE WANT PAPER TOWELS!!!...
"TRUMP.......He's Finger Lickin' Good !!!".
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