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Comment by Scrunt on November 3, 2017 at 11:51pm

"Look ma, no hands!"

Comment by Scrunt on November 3, 2017 at 11:50pm

"How many times do I have to tell you?  DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!"

Comment by Scrunt on November 3, 2017 at 11:49pm

♫ ♫  Born to hand jive, baby  ♫ ♫

Comment by Scrunt on November 3, 2017 at 11:48pm

"In case you were wondering, I grabbed her pussy with this hand."

Comment by Scrunt on November 3, 2017 at 11:47pm

"Show me your hands.  Yup, look at all those callouses.  Now check out mine.  Smooth and soft as Melania's ass."

Comment by Scrunt on November 3, 2017 at 11:43pm

"Hi five!  That'll cost you $5000... EACH!"

Comment by Scrunt on November 3, 2017 at 11:42pm

"Talking to you is like clapping with one hand!"

Comment by Rodney Dean on November 3, 2017 at 3:24pm

The other hand is in your pocket.

Comment by Rodney Dean on November 3, 2017 at 3:24pm

Gimmie back my ring, it's mine, you stole it!

Comment by Rodney Dean on November 3, 2017 at 3:23pm

What stinks? Must be my Hai Karate.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 3, 2017 at 12:13pm

"With a show of hands, do you think I'm a terrible president?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 3, 2017 at 12:09pm

Welcome to Palm Beach

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 3, 2017 at 12:06pm

"Instead of a tax cut, I'll be handing out 5 Finger Discounts!"

Comment by AKAAB on November 3, 2017 at 9:31am

Where're my tiny hands people?  

Comment by Mario!!! on November 3, 2017 at 8:45am

Hands Accost America

Comment by Mario!!! on November 3, 2017 at 8:44am

"Talk to the hand!"

Comment by MadAdam on November 3, 2017 at 6:37am

At a recent rally, President Trump was overwhelmed by paid operatives of the DNC trying to "Stinkpalm" him.

Comment by MadAdam on November 3, 2017 at 6:33am

"WE WANT PAPER TOWELS!!!....WE WANT PAPER TOWELS!!!...

Comment by KariGrant on November 3, 2017 at 6:05am

Hands solo.

Comment by MadAdam on November 3, 2017 at 5:18am

"TRUMP.......He's Finger Lickin' Good !!!".

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