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the voting public constantly overestimates the amount of hand he has.
Hands on a lard body.
hands ... touching hands ... reaching out ... touching me ... touching you!
when you're .... a star ... grab em ... by the pussy! they let you do ... anything!
No. Just no.
one day, a small boy wished upon a star, that he would become the president, and shred the legacy of the first black president. and the angels looked down, and granted that little boy's very racist wish.
jeez, they have no compassion. he's just a simple russian puppet. be nice guys.
we've gone from "tail wags dog" to "feces puppets corpse".
we've gone from "tail wags dog" to "dipstick drives car".
At the Short-fingered Vulgarians convention.
"Thank you for helping me count up to twenty-five."
Eww! there's a booger on your hand.
...not the first time in his life he has given people the clap...
they cashed him ousside
"Raise your hand if you think I should be king."
"Pull the lever.... NOW!"
"Can you handle me?"
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