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Hey, look over there, it's another potential distraction!
Don't worry about the after-presidency Donald. There it is- just over the hill; The Land of MILF's and Money.
Donald J Trump – The metaphorical razor blade in America’s candy bar.
“Okay kids, party’s over. Everyone back in their cage.”
“So if I go into the light I’ll be able to find dirt on Joe Biden?”
"They're coming for you sir. You can see them if Ukraine your neck just right "
"We're not dressing up because it's Halloween. We just don't want to be seen in public with you."
"Trick, trick, trick! Why don't you ever treat anyone, Mr. President?"
Look that’s the ghost of your integrity
"Let me know if you need to bone up on prison etiquette."
"This one has my wife's cheekbones. Melania, is there something I should know?"
"I see dead presidents."
Unfortunately for Trump, he was tricked into treating all the Mexicans to green cards at the Día de Muertos party.
That's funny, I thought Trump liked to keep his skeletons hidden deep in his closet.
"I know these are Easter baskets. My wife's foreign and things sometimes get lost in translation with her. Just go with it or I'll have you deported."
"Make no bones about it, your a dead man walking."
"There lies your destiny....IMPEACHMENT!"
"Go, hand out the razor blade apples to congress."
More like make America ghoulish.
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