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"I'd wager the crazy bastard is all hopped up on roofies."
Just another case of rooad rage.
“Two dollars! I want my two dollars!”
“Don't look now, Jim, but you’ve got the hops hot on your tail!”
Down Under, death by kangaroo is just a hop, skip and a jump away.
You laugh, but once Joey got back on his bike, he won the Tour de Sydney.
In Australia, instead of Frogger, they play Kanga.
...new photos show how Lance Armstrong really lost his testicle...
Ironically, kangaroos are really more "Up Over" creatures despite being from Australia.
"Well, excuse me! How roo'd!"
...the earlier Wizard of Oz where they had Flying Monkeys was much scarier...
Is that a Joey in your pocket or are you just hoppy to see me?
Roo vs Wade
Joey was an America Kangaroo who still wasn't used to being on the other side of the road.
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