Caption Contest 10-31-2021
Honorable Mentions:
“I never meta man I didn’t like,” said Will Rogers. Of course, that was well before Zuck came along. - MacSpruce
Your data wasn't enough, now they want your metadata. - Rotwang
“And the best thing about that blue symbol is that it lifts AND separates!” - Scrunt
Wait, what?
"We would have been renaming it Comedy Whirled but they said they'd rather starve to death than take the one hundred million dollars from us." - Ian
Bronze:
Side effects include: Loss of privacy, frequent violent thoughts, diarrhea, insistent dropping of "the"... - Rodney Dean
Silver:
"But the geek shall inherit the earth." - Rosedude
Gold:
Why won't you hug me dad? - JJJ23
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Comment by JJJ23 on December 25, 2021 at 12:20am
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Why won't you hug me dad?
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If the Matrix was real wouldn't I have at least one friend.
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Our new platform will help every type of person connect, from leering weirdos; to absurdly rich leering weirdos making strangler hands.
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Comment by Rosedude on December 23, 2021 at 7:44pm
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"It all began when I couldn't get laid in college."
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See it's an infinity symbol with a twist, so in layman's terms it's like a dick in your ass with a twist so that it can never be removed.
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If you guys are smart enough to understand what meta means then you'll realize that you've freely and knowingly given away a lot of your personal information to us for us to use how ever we like and you have no legal recourse against us. In conclusion, you can all suck it!
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Comment by MacSpruce on December 11, 2021 at 9:20pm
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Alas, he would never achieve world dominance with that haircut.
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"But the geek shall inherit the earth."
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Comment by Ian on November 9, 2021 at 6:33pm
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"At least I have the courtesy to square-off on you, which is more than I can say for Tom from Myspace."
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AVATARD
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"Shh, don't bother me, I'm playing VR Pole Position and I'm smoking them!"
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"We would have been renaming it Comedy Whirled but they said they'd rather starve to death than take the one hundred million dollars from us."
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Comment by Mervin97 on November 7, 2021 at 2:40pm
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"I never meta person I didn't like, that's why I started Facebook."
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Comment by AKAAB on November 4, 2021 at 10:14am
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Nice try, but we're still going to call it FaceCrook.
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 3, 2021 at 2:45pm
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What the Zuck!
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Rejected names...
Kinda
MAGA
Iowa
Martha
Macarena
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On the next, "Name That Tuna!"
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Comment by Scrunt on November 2, 2021 at 5:36pm
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Mark quickly came under heavy fire from dyslexic PETA members over the new name.
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