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They weren’t necessarily opposed to birdcalls but they suspected that ‘Golden-crested Booby’ and ‘Short-fingered Vulgarian’ weren’t really birds.
Hey, no yodelling! You’re in America now.
"Let me be in movies and stuff again",said Ed Helms.
Main in Plaid: Stop those annoying bird calls
Man #2 : I just wanna see what flys out of Trumps hair
"Allen! Allen! Allen! Allen! Donald!"
"Knock it off, your no Edvard Munch."
Dances With Fools
Yodelers For Trump
Welcome to the 2019 "I Have Too Much Wax In My Ear So I Can't Hear You Convention"
They never knew that Dan used a slim Jim whenever he had one of his episodes.
Now is not the time for your Adam Sandler impression.
"I'm wearing the same windbreaker worn by President Bush! Why won't you people listen to me?!"
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes, on purpose?
"Help! I've fallen in with the wrong crowd and I can't get out!"
"Defense, illegal hands to the face, thousand yard penalty."
"Lock me up! Lock me up! Lock me up!"
"Now, now, gentlemen, let's all abide by the first rule here, that being: The first rule of Sissy Slaps is that you do not talk about Sissy Slaps."
Rica the Republican was thinking to herself about how dumb these silly honkies looked without the slightest indicator of self-awareness.
"I snort in your general direction!"
"So, what say you? Is my septum all deviated or what?"
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