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Caption Contest 10-30-2017

Honorable Mentions:

He was later cited for a mooving violation. - Mario!!!

Hollywood & Bovine - VomitFlop

Sally decided to date Joey so she could get the milk for free. - Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

out and cowed. - mellowpuma

Silver:

This will be Jim's first and final Running of the Bulls. - Ian

Gold:

The disturbing truth about Half-n-half. - AKAAB

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Comment by MadAdam on November 11, 2017 at 11:57am

This churns my stomach.

Comment by MadAdam on November 11, 2017 at 11:55am

He refers to his fleshlight as his own "personal milking machine".

Comment by MadAdam on November 11, 2017 at 11:52am

How Dairy been seen in public like that?

Comment by AKAAB on November 6, 2017 at 5:54am

The disturbing truth about Half-n-half.

Comment by AKAAB on November 5, 2017 at 3:37pm

Remember when Where's Waldo was hard?

Comment by AKAAB on November 5, 2017 at 3:36pm

♫My milkshake brings the boys to the yard...♪♪

Comment by mellowpuma on November 2, 2017 at 5:04am

out and cowed.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 1, 2017 at 5:01pm

they're leading him to the slaughter ho's.

Comment by Ian on October 31, 2017 at 8:34pm

"Once you pull-off a triple sow cow double cowgirl in public the rest is gravy."

Comment by Ian on October 31, 2017 at 8:30pm

This will be Jim's first and final Running of the Bulls.

Comment by Ian on October 31, 2017 at 8:30pm

Rodeo and Juliet

Comment by JJJ23 on October 31, 2017 at 7:15pm

They're milking him for everything he's worth.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 31, 2017 at 7:11pm

Cowboy up!

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:59pm

Much to Bob's dismay, all the girls claimed to be lactose intolerant.

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:57pm

It was all fun and games for Jeff until the girls decided to go cow tipping.

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:55pm

Some pimps really know how to get into the Halloween spirit.

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:53pm

A Wolf in Cow's Clothing

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:52pm

"You laugh, but I've already gotten 3 hand jobs tonight and it's not even midnight."

Comment by Whiz Kid on October 31, 2017 at 3:04pm
Snuggie dirty jeans tell them life is a pizza
Comment by Whiz Kid on October 31, 2017 at 2:58pm
Flirtilizer companies never looked back at their fertilizer past until the bachelor party

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