Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 10-30-2017

Honorable Mentions:

He was later cited for a mooving violation. - Mario!!!

Hollywood & Bovine - VomitFlop

Sally decided to date Joey so she could get the milk for free. - Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

out and cowed. - mellowpuma

Silver:

This will be Jim's first and final Running of the Bulls. - Ian

Gold:

The disturbing truth about Half-n-half. - AKAAB

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Comment by MadAdam on Saturday

This churns my stomach.

Comment by MadAdam on Saturday

He refers to his fleshlight as his own "personal milking machine".

Comment by MadAdam on Saturday

How Dairy been seen in public like that?

Comment by AKAAB on November 6, 2017 at 5:54am

The disturbing truth about Half-n-half.

Comment by AKAAB on November 5, 2017 at 3:37pm

Remember when Where's Waldo was hard?

Comment by AKAAB on November 5, 2017 at 3:36pm

♫My milkshake brings the boys to the yard...♪♪

Comment by mellowpuma on November 2, 2017 at 5:04am

out and cowed.

Comment by mellowpuma on November 1, 2017 at 5:01pm

they're leading him to the slaughter ho's.

Comment by Ian on October 31, 2017 at 8:34pm

"Once you pull-off a triple sow cow double cowgirl in public the rest is gravy."

Comment by Ian on October 31, 2017 at 8:30pm

This will be Jim's first and final Running of the Bulls.

Comment by Ian on October 31, 2017 at 8:30pm

Rodeo and Juliet

Comment by JJJ23 on October 31, 2017 at 7:15pm

They're milking him for everything he's worth.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 31, 2017 at 7:11pm

Cowboy up!

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:59pm

Much to Bob's dismay, all the girls claimed to be lactose intolerant.

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:57pm

It was all fun and games for Jeff until the girls decided to go cow tipping.

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:55pm

Some pimps really know how to get into the Halloween spirit.

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:53pm

A Wolf in Cow's Clothing

Comment by Scrunt on October 31, 2017 at 5:52pm

"You laugh, but I've already gotten 3 hand jobs tonight and it's not even midnight."

Comment by Whiz Kid on October 31, 2017 at 3:04pm
Snuggie dirty jeans tell them life is a pizza
Comment by Whiz Kid on October 31, 2017 at 2:58pm
Flirtilizer companies never looked back at their fertilizer past until the bachelor party

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