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Regardless of what his friends said he felt they had something reel
Diver 1: "How does she kiss Jerry?"
Diver 2: "As you can imagine, crappie."
His friends kept saying that this was another Catfish story, but he refused to Grouper into that category
He had to dive 100 meters to meet her but it was worth it
I'm guessing they met on PlentyofFish.com
It was love at first bait.
Get a room!
Tonight he sleeps with the fishes.
Abe Vigoda is alive and well and looking for love.
wait, what did ringo want to DO in an octopus's garden???
environmentalists: did you really think they were doing it out of the goodness of their hears? no, it's the sex.
just keep an eye on your scuba wallet.
this is like when people kiss the first time at their wedding.
"If you close your eyes, they're all Daryl Hannah from Splash."
"That's a Moray!"
"No it's not, it's my OUCH!!!"
Wade vs Roe
"I think we should sea other people."
I wanna make this quick – there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
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