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He lured her with his glowing worm.
Lion fish meets lyin' sumbitch.
"My name is Bellows, Gil Bellows."
DC finally jumped the shark with the new Aquaman.
After that, she had him hook, line and sinker.
SPEARFISHING: Jerry's about to do it wrong. Very, very wrong.
"I promise to pick the crustaceans out of the corners of your eyes every morning."
♪ ♫ Love on the rocks ♪ ♬
"How do you spell your name?"
"Big S, small A, small N, big D, small E, big E and a star"
Australian porn is a little different.
“I don’t usually kiss on the first bait.”
“Why else would God give fish lips?”
It’s all fun and games until someone tries it with a stingray, then they’re Steve Irwin.
We secretly put nitrous oxide in Greg's scuba tank. Let's see if he notices...
Sure, it always starts off innocently with a simple kiss. But sooner or later it'll get uncomfortable when it morphs into an all out game of grab bass.
...after just one kiss she was hooked.
...everything was going fine until he pulled out his worm looking penis...
They dated for about 3 weeks and then he had her over for dinner (with some fresh steamed vegetables)
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