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Caption Contest 10-27-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"Go ahead and pull the trigger.  Guys have been shooting hot stuff in my face for years." - Mario!!!

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. - Gerhardguffaw

Florence Of Arabia - Rosedude

Bronze:

He must be a member of ISISSY. - Scrunt

Silver:

The West Bank nativity casting call - Bill Staples

Gold:

.....and here, Omar, is the first of your 32 Virgins... - 38chrysler

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Comment by AKAAB on November 5, 2017 at 3:35pm

So, this is why they cover their faces...

Comment by AKAAB on November 5, 2017 at 3:34pm

Aww...kids blow up so fast nowadays...

Comment by JJJ23 on October 31, 2017 at 7:19pm

I mean Isreal have their points is all.

Comment by Ian on October 30, 2017 at 10:44pm

"Then I will wait until you build a restroom I can use."

Comment by Iverneil on October 29, 2017 at 1:31pm

But you can call me Skittles.

Comment by Iverneil on October 29, 2017 at 1:26pm

Wouldn't be caught dead joining the Talibland

Comment by Iverneil on October 29, 2017 at 1:25pm

Head scarf doubles as a parachute.

Comment by Rosedude on October 28, 2017 at 7:28pm
Florence Of Arabia
Comment by Rosedude on October 28, 2017 at 5:37pm
Ali Bauble
Comment by Scrunt on October 28, 2017 at 4:18pm

"They found me hiding in the closet.  Can you believe that?"

Comment by Scrunt on October 28, 2017 at 4:14pm

My Small Gay Afghani Wedding

Comment by Scrunt on October 28, 2017 at 4:11pm

"I used to be in the Iraqi army too.  But then they asked and I told."

Comment by Scrunt on October 28, 2017 at 4:08pm

He must be a member of ISISSY.

Comment by Scrunt on October 28, 2017 at 4:04pm

"I think there's been some confusion.  I'm a devout follower of Isis, the Egyptian goddess."

Comment by MadAdam on October 28, 2017 at 3:49pm

"It say's here you told the soldiers who captured you your name's Gigi Hadid? You  think that's fuckin funny, asshole? You're in American hands now, boy. You don't think we keep up with fashion around here? Hell, you couldn't hold down her Maybelline contract let alone be an angel. You sully the name of the House of Victoria's Secret around here, there'll be Hell to pay."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 28, 2017 at 2:25pm

"I'm also pregnant."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 28, 2017 at 2:24pm

"I guess you could say I'm the worst spy ever."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 28, 2017 at 2:21pm

"Call me Caitlyn."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 28, 2017 at 2:19pm

"I'm not a terrorist I'm the virgin Mary, why don't you believe me?"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 28, 2017 at 11:56am

"I'm here for my weekly bridal shower... and a pedicure."

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