He left all his chips on the table. - KariGrant
“The reports of my theft are greatly exaggerated.” - Mario!!!
Identity Thief - Scrunt
Beer today, con tomorrow. - Rosedude
"What can I say, no one was there for me." - Mervin97
What do these two have in common. The both buy beer to cope with looking like David Schwimmer. - Rotwang