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Caption Contest 10-24-2019

Bronze:

"We accidentally nudged this Fox News satellite into a rapidly decaying orbit." - Ian

Silver:

"Sorry, gotta go!  My chinese food delivery is here!" - Gerhardguffaw

Gold:

"Hi honey, see that satellite, It spotted you at the Motel 6 with our neighbor last night." - Mervin97

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Comment by blkbwayne on November 5, 2019 at 7:09am

If the suit fits ....wear it

Comment by Iverneil on November 2, 2019 at 6:10pm

That’s where the other little bitch stays! Ugh! so annoying 

Comment by MacSpruce on November 2, 2019 at 7:12am

“And back there is the outhouse module – for when you have to boldly go.”

Comment by JJJ23 on October 28, 2019 at 5:42pm

Imma fuck it!

Comment by Scrunt on October 26, 2019 at 3:53pm

"The next one of you assholes that farts in this capsule is gonna get my fist up their ass!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 26, 2019 at 3:45pm

Unfortunately for Julie, she's a screamer and everyone in space heard her last night.

Comment by Scrunt on October 26, 2019 at 3:33pm

"With office views like these, it's a wonder we get any work done."

Comment by Scrunt on October 26, 2019 at 3:32pm

"Lower my bill, DIRECTV, or else!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 26, 2019 at 3:29pm

"Ensign Chakotay Janeway reporting for duty."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 26, 2019 at 12:10pm

"Sorry, gotta go!  My chinese food delivery is here!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 25, 2019 at 6:47pm

"Houston, we have a traffic jam!"

Comment by Mervin97 on October 25, 2019 at 5:44pm

"Hi honey, see that satellite, It spotted you at the Motel 6 with our neighbor last night."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 25, 2019 at 5:41pm

"GPS is never going to send me into a lake again."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 25, 2019 at 5:38pm

"Say goodbye to your Netflix."

Comment by Mario!!! on October 25, 2019 at 9:15am

"Who's the bad ass Redshirt who just came back alive from another dangerous away mission?  This one!"

Comment by Mario!!! on October 25, 2019 at 8:27am

The problem with most astronauts is they tend to space out a lot.

Comment by Jams3kds on October 25, 2019 at 4:43am

I remember this episode, it was called "The Trouble with Trumpers"

Comment by Jams3kds on October 25, 2019 at 4:42am

Taken right before she took a big captain's log

Comment by Jams3kds on October 25, 2019 at 4:41am

"Yup, bought it on Amazon and with free 2-day shipping!"

Comment by Ian on October 25, 2019 at 12:31am

"We accidentally nudged this Fox News satellite into a rapidly decaying orbit."

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