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Caption Contest 10-24-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"I'm just putting the X in Executive Producer.  What's wrong with that?" - Scrunt

Creep & Creepier - VomitFlop

"But Harvey!" she finally says, "This one's eating my popcorn!" - Ian

he only used actress that had passed the most rigorous acting test: pretending to enjoy intercourse with a human skidmark. - mellowpuma

Let's remake Harvey...the story about an invisible rapist...err...rabbit. - AKAAB

Bronze:

"Quentin, can you believe that Cosby actually drugs women before he sexually assaults them?  What a perverted sicko!" - Mario!!!

Silver:

But what about my needs? My feelings? I know they're reptilian in nature, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. - MadAdam

Gold:

Guys like us we gotta stick together, cause of, you know, laws. - JJJ23

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Comment by JJJ23 on November 8, 2017 at 9:05am

Guys like us we gotta stick together, cause of, you know, laws.

Comment by AKAAB on November 5, 2017 at 3:32pm

Let's remake Harvey...the story about an invisible rapist...err...rabbit.  

Comment by MacSpruce on November 4, 2017 at 9:41pm

Have you ever considered just masturbating about them like the rest of us? 

Comment by MadAdam on November 4, 2017 at 6:27pm

"So, I scream at her "ARE WE GONNA DO THIS OR DO I DESTROY YOUR CAREER???". She starts crying, we do the deed, she hands me my Big Mac and fries, no charge I might add, and I walk out the door. That's power, Quentin, my boy, that's power".

Comment by JJJ23 on October 31, 2017 at 7:32pm

Remember the good old days when women were just assumed to be liars?/ Yeah, that's still now Harvey, you're fine.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 31, 2017 at 7:29pm

Plump Rapist Non-Fiction

Comment by JJJ23 on October 31, 2017 at 7:28pm

We need a movie big enough to deflect this bad press, I'm thinking "Trump Fucks Godzilla To Death", you in!?

Comment by mellowpuma on October 29, 2017 at 5:05am

i'll work with you again harvey, but first, you need to suck my dick for 5 hours straight.   harvey, i understand but i'm hearing a lot of talking and not feeling a lot of sucking.  remember 4 hours and 59 minutes means nothing, gotta be 5.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 29, 2017 at 5:03am

you created a situation where i was providing potential rape victims for you ... what am i saying, bros before hos, right?

Comment by MadAdam on October 28, 2017 at 1:08pm

"Well, here's how that works Quentin...........because of my, hmmm........oral fixation, Toback will let me know who he's "auditioned", it's a professional courtesy".

Comment by MadAdam on October 28, 2017 at 1:01pm

But what about my needs? My feelings? I know they're reptilian in nature, but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

Comment by MadAdam on October 28, 2017 at 12:58pm

"Well, get with your Mom, see what day she's free to come in and we'll talk about this whole Charley Manson thing. Now get outta here, You crazy kid, you."

Comment by mellowpuma on October 28, 2017 at 7:19am

she just wouldn't budge on not sleeping with me, so i masturbated angrily, so very angrily, you won't believe how angrily i masturbated.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 27, 2017 at 7:09am

#MeTool

Comment by mellowpuma on October 27, 2017 at 5:37am

i don't understand how a man who named a move" 2 fast 2 furious" could disrespect women this way.  his wordplay was so on point.  i guess talent doesn't equal virtue.  

Comment by mellowpuma on October 27, 2017 at 5:32am

he only used actress that had passed the most rigorous acting test: pretending to enjoy intercourse with a human skidmark.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 27, 2017 at 5:23am

so then i said ... see NOW the plant is getting in the movie!  

Comment by Rotwang on October 26, 2017 at 11:18pm

They all think I'M the bad guy. As if I made the entire opiate epidemic all by myself.

Comment by Bill Staples on October 26, 2017 at 9:41pm
2 douches 1 cup
Comment by Rodney Dean on October 26, 2017 at 1:46pm

George Costanza didn't invent the "it's not you it's me" thing, I DID!

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