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Caption Contest 10-21-2020

Bronze:

It's Milker Time - Rotwang

Silver:

After she'd took an unfortunate tumble into a paddy, Nancy knew then that she was definitely shit-faced. - VomitFlop

Gold:

Hilda was considering bestiality and after a few beers she was no longer on the fence. - Rosedude

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 22, 2020 at 3:14pm

"After a long day milking cows and shoveling shit, I like to down a few beers and shovel more shit!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 22, 2020 at 11:10am

The hardest part about working at a cattle ranch is dealing with all the bullshit.

Comment by Scrunt on October 22, 2020 at 11:10am

Let's just say, as a milkmaid, Helga was an udder disgrace.

Comment by Scrunt on October 22, 2020 at 11:09am

Before she built her squeeze machine, Temple Grandin used alcohol so calm herself down.

Comment by Scrunt on October 22, 2020 at 11:09am

“If you extracted bull semen for a living, you'd drink on the job too!”

Comment by Scrunt on October 22, 2020 at 11:09am

“Why buy the cow when you can get beer for free?”

Comment by Rodney Dean on October 22, 2020 at 8:46am

I thought Pepto Bismoo was pink.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 22, 2020 at 8:14am

"Jesus, Laura, how many Schlitz did you drink?"

Comment by Mario!!! on October 22, 2020 at 8:10am

Cattle Broad

Comment by VomitFlop on October 22, 2020 at 7:21am

After she'd took an unfortunate tumble into a paddy, Nancy knew then that she was definitely shit-faced.

Comment by Rosedude on October 22, 2020 at 6:55am

Got beer?

Comment by VomitFlop on October 22, 2020 at 6:09am

"I got your motherfucking beef right here!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 22, 2020 at 6:06am

Dive Barn

Comment by VomitFlop on October 22, 2020 at 5:59am

Bessie wasn't a firm believer of milk doing her body good.

Comment by VomitFlop on October 22, 2020 at 5:58am

Cow-a-bundle

Comment by VomitFlop on October 22, 2020 at 5:58am

♪ The hills are alive with the sound of mooing. ♪

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