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Caption Contest 10-20-2018

Special Chuck Schulz Award

When the Great Pumpkin finally materialized, Linus was filled with mixed emotions. On one hand, he was thrilled to finally have a pumpkin patch sincere enough to warrant a visit. On the other, it had just killed Sally. Still, he had to admit it was the best Halloween ever. - Scrunt

Special Chuck Jones Award

Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal! - VomitFlop

Special Dionne "Chuck" Warwick Award

"Do you know the way to San Jose?" - Ian

Bronze:

...so where's that other Alien that keeps sticking his head in here and throwing up all over me??? - 38chrysler

Silver:

"God damn it this sweater is cashmere." - Mervin97

Gold:

Thank you, you've been a wonderful host.. - MacSpruce

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Comment by Ian on October 29, 2018 at 5:23pm

"Don't touch it!"

Comment by Rotwang on October 26, 2018 at 5:31pm

It's first words were "LEEROY JENKINS!!"

Comment by Rotwang on October 26, 2018 at 2:58pm

This is why you should never let your pet hug your face.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 25, 2018 at 7:13pm

You guys know how to get back to the interstate?

Comment by AKAAB on October 24, 2018 at 7:49am

♫Hello my baby! Hello my honey!  Hello my ragtime gal...♪♫

Comment by AKAAB on October 24, 2018 at 7:48am

These gender reveals are getting weird...

Comment by AKAAB on October 24, 2018 at 7:47am

Never buy a dildo that takes more than two D-cells...

Comment by MacSpruce on October 22, 2018 at 9:48pm

Thank you, you've been a wonderful host.. 

Comment by MacSpruce on October 22, 2018 at 9:46pm

So you see, from my perspective you're the aliens.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 22, 2018 at 9:42pm

Wait a minute...  He looks like your boss!

Comment by MacSpruce on October 22, 2018 at 9:34pm

In space no one cares for pumpkin creme.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 22, 2018 at 9:33pm

In space no one can bear halloween.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 22, 2018 at 9:31pm

Aw jeez, I'll never live this down; I'm supposed to be a chest-burster.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 22, 2018 at 4:33pm

Could a had a V8.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 22, 2018 at 10:20am

Don't forget to register to vote guys!

Comment by 38chrysler on October 22, 2018 at 9:53am

Sorry I crashed my spaceship into your vagina..... it looked like an aircraft hanger in there...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 22, 2018 at 8:24am

...geez lady... you ever think about douching once in a while?

Comment by 38chrysler on October 22, 2018 at 8:22am

...so where's that other Alien that keeps sticking his head in here and throwing up all over me???

Comment by 38chrysler on October 22, 2018 at 8:17am

...boy... that's the last time I make the mistake of cloaking myself as a gerbil...

Comment by Jams3kds on October 22, 2018 at 6:08am

Looks like she went with the C section

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