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Caption Contest 10-20-2018

Special Chuck Schulz Award

When the Great Pumpkin finally materialized, Linus was filled with mixed emotions. On one hand, he was thrilled to finally have a pumpkin patch sincere enough to warrant a visit. On the other, it had just killed Sally. Still, he had to admit it was the best Halloween ever. - Scrunt

Special Chuck Jones Award

Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal! - VomitFlop

Special Dionne "Chuck" Warwick Award

"Do you know the way to San Jose?" - Ian

Bronze:

...so where's that other Alien that keeps sticking his head in here and throwing up all over me??? - 38chrysler

Silver:

"God damn it this sweater is cashmere." - Mervin97

Gold:

Thank you, you've been a wonderful host.. - MacSpruce

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Comment by Ian on October 20, 2018 at 11:10pm

"I told you to bring a Giger counter!"

Comment by Ian on October 20, 2018 at 11:09pm

"Millions of people are taking a giant risk everyday, living without health insurance."

Comment by Iverneil on October 20, 2018 at 9:52pm

I think we should slow things down a bit Jane.

Comment by Iverneil on October 20, 2018 at 9:51pm

Bitch, I knew you were seeing someone else!

Comment by VomitFlop on October 20, 2018 at 9:03pm

Smashing Pumped Kins

Comment by VomitFlop on October 20, 2018 at 9:02pm

♫ Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal! 

Comment by VomitFlop on October 20, 2018 at 9:00pm

"Yeah, you should definitely consider returning that dildo now."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 20, 2018 at 8:59pm

"Hello, my name is Diarrhea! Do you find me striking?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 20, 2018 at 8:58pm

"Aw, gross! I thought they mostly come out at night?"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 20, 2018 at 8:57pm

"Surprise motherfucker!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 20, 2018 at 6:14pm

"Wendy, I thought you told me you were on the pill!!!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 20, 2018 at 6:08pm

Fun With Dick And Jane

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 20, 2018 at 6:05pm

"And this year's Oscar for, "Best Penis in a Musical" goes to..."

Comment by Scrunt on October 20, 2018 at 2:41pm

"Honey, I'm not sure what to do here.  Do I get you a Midol, a Rolaids or both?"

Comment by Scrunt on October 20, 2018 at 2:33pm

When it came to repelling the alien invasion, Jane just didn't have the stomach for it.

Comment by Scrunt on October 20, 2018 at 2:31pm

“I can't believe you just decided to get your bellybutton pierced without asking me!”

Comment by Scrunt on October 20, 2018 at 2:30pm

“AHHH!  BLOOD!  BLOOD!  I HATE BLOOD!  GET IT OFF ME!”

Comment by Scrunt on October 20, 2018 at 2:30pm

“That'll teach you not to eat my pumpkins, Peter Peter!”

Comment by Scrunt on October 20, 2018 at 2:29pm

When the Great Pumpkin finally materialized, Linus was filled with mixed emotions. On one hand, he was thrilled to finally have a pumpkin patch sincere enough to warrant a visit. On the other, it had just killed Sally. Still, he had to admit it was the best Halloween ever.

Comment by Scrunt on October 20, 2018 at 2:29pm

The Birth of Pumpkinhead

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