Somewhere, the ghost of Darwin must be laughing his ass off. - VomitFlop
In their growing desperation of their leader's re-election, Trump supporters turn to offering up human sacrifices. - Mario!!!
Sometimes Al Roker gets a little carried away in his work. - Scrunt
Bronze:
"It's back of the room for you buddy." - Mervin97
Silver:
Get his wallet! It's reverse racism somehow, cause that's a thing! - JJJ23
Gold:
ok somebody find a tree,,,,,,oh wait he's one of us,.... but keep your eye out for a tree - blkbwayne
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Dope Floats
Welcome to the, "Pass the Suit and Tie Pot Luck Dinner and Bake Sale!"
All proceeds benefit the MAGA hat hair lice issue!
Later that night he realized someone stole his innocence.
A voter who hasn't made up his mind yet surfs the web... of lies!
Voter suspension.
Airborne Transmission
Now you can body surf your way straight into a body bag.
Surf & Girth
Keep black people out again.
"Be careful he just poked me in the eye with his dick."
'Being the token black guy has it's benefits."
"It's back of the room for you buddy."
I'm not sure why, but this is racist.
Covid-19 surfer.
Sometimes Al Roker gets a little carried away in his work.
"MAGA rally? I thought this was a MAGNUM™ rally."
Don't you just hate it when you're late for work because you got held up in traffic?
Hope Floats
Some people take the idea of rising up against their oppressors a little too literally.
Make America Float Again
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