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Caption Contest 10-18-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Close Encounters of the Blurred Kind - Scrunt

"Greetings.  We've decided to make ourselves known to you after witnessing your Historical Documents regarding Ancient Aliens.  You discovered fire.  You built the pyramids.  The only contribution we've made to your culture in the past fifty thousand years is FM Radio." - Ian

E.T. the Electric Tiara - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Come to Nibiru and get a Free Crown! Just fill out our form today with Height, Weight, % of Body Fat and Grilling Time estimates - 38chrysler

Silver:

Geriatric aliens! He's had that right turn signal on for the last seventeen light years. - KariGrant

Gold:

Pretty stupid if you ask me, sneaking around all lit up like that. - Iverneil

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Comment by JJJ23 on November 6, 2017 at 4:13pm

Hey Frank, remember the frisbee? Well there's aliens here now.

Comment by MadAdam on November 4, 2017 at 5:50pm

Looks like Kicking Wing is finally selling "Whisker Biscuits".

Comment by MacSpruce on October 28, 2017 at 7:55pm

E.T. the Electric Tiara 

Comment by mellowpuma on October 27, 2017 at 5:58am

i find it easier to believe in a 2000 year old resurrected Israelite than beings with more technology than i have.   mostly because my cell phone is so frickin' sweet.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 21, 2017 at 7:10am

No, you FO! 

Comment by Bill Staples on October 20, 2017 at 2:12pm
Ugliest spermatozoa I've ever seen
Comment by KariGrant on October 19, 2017 at 5:36pm

Hey, the aliens are talking to us!

"Earthlings, does anyone have a bottle opener?"

Comment by AKAAB on October 19, 2017 at 11:27am

My view with Mom's final push...

Comment by AKAAB on October 19, 2017 at 10:19am

Hubble is so old it has cataracts - NASA Spokesperson

Comment by AKAAB on October 19, 2017 at 10:14am

Our orders say we're supposed to abduct TheDirtyMidget, but first we're going to have to stock up on KY, Magnums, and a box of rubber bands. 

Comment by MadAdam on October 18, 2017 at 10:08pm

I hope they took Richard Dreyfuss because that dude is really startin to get depressing......waaah, I'm broke....waaah, I only take lead rolls...

Comment by MadAdam on October 18, 2017 at 10:00pm

"We are Negan".

Comment by KariGrant on October 18, 2017 at 9:27pm

Coca-cola bottle cap found at the Fukashima plant.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 18, 2017 at 8:17pm

Trump... if he doesn't have a Green Card he isnt getting in... believe me...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 18, 2017 at 8:16pm

I hate when some Alien drives in front of me for miles with his left turn signal on...

Comment by Iverneil on October 18, 2017 at 7:03pm

Turns it it was a bunch of college kids screwing around from another galaxy

Comment by Iverneil on October 18, 2017 at 6:58pm

This makes me feel so alienated.

Comment by Iverneil on October 18, 2017 at 6:57pm

To our leader??? no way! you'll end up killing us!

Comment by Iverneil on October 18, 2017 at 6:50pm

Pretty stupid if you ask me, sneaking around all lit up like that.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 18, 2017 at 6:37pm

Come to Nibiru and get a Free Crown! Just fill out our form today with Height, Weight, % of Body Fat and Grilling Time estimates 

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