It contains her diploma from The Trump School of Holding Things Weird. - JJJ23
Who needs notes when you don't give answers? - Rosedude
The democrats took my pen. - Rotwang
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"Yes, my earrings are handmaiden!"
"I just can't seem to write down hair conditioner on my grocery list."
"Wait 'til they get a load of me!"
"Judge Barrett, yes, that is a nice pad of paper you got at the Hyatt Regency, but can we please get back to the hearing?"
Despite no evidence of using cheat sheets, it was clear to everyone in the room that Judge Barrett was padding her responses to their questions.
"Let the record show that Judge Amy Barrett prefers pads to tampons."
Unfortunately for Judge Barrett, her paper lost to Senator Cornyn's scissors.
I draw a blank on this one.
It contains her diploma from The Trump School of Holding Things Weird.
"Well, if I had my druthers about all this, I'd honestly recommend Judge Judy instead."
"Mrs Barrett. if you need a Kleenix, then by all means, request one."
"You do understand that you're only being used as a political pawn, right?"
"Ooh-wee! I am sweating like a whore in a Baptist church in here!"
"Honestly now, I'm not gonna read that aloud!"
Trump's choice for Supreme Court Justice was pushing the envelope.
Amy's Carnac the Magnificent impersonation wasn't winning anybody over.
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