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Caption Contest 10-15-2020

Bronze:

It contains her diploma from The Trump School of Holding Things Weird. - JJJ23

Silver:

Who needs notes when you don't give answers? - Rosedude

Gold:

The democrats took my pen. - Rotwang

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Comment by Ian on October 17, 2020 at 3:42pm

"Yes, my earrings are handmaiden!"

Comment by Ian on October 17, 2020 at 3:42pm

"I just can't seem to write down hair conditioner on my grocery list."

Comment by Ian on October 17, 2020 at 3:39pm

"White Balance?"

Comment by Scrunt on October 17, 2020 at 12:51pm

"Wait 'til they get a load of me!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 17, 2020 at 12:50pm

"Judge Barrett, yes, that is a nice pad of paper you got at the Hyatt Regency, but can we please get back to the hearing?"

Comment by Scrunt on October 17, 2020 at 12:49pm

Despite no evidence of using cheat sheets, it was clear to everyone in the room that Judge Barrett was padding her responses to their questions.

Comment by Scrunt on October 17, 2020 at 12:46pm

"Let the record show that Judge Amy Barrett prefers pads to tampons."

Comment by Scrunt on October 17, 2020 at 12:46pm

Unfortunately for Judge Barrett, her paper lost to Senator Cornyn's scissors.

Comment by Rodney Dean on October 17, 2020 at 8:14am

I draw a blank on this one.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 17, 2020 at 7:09am

It contains her diploma from The Trump School of Holding Things Weird.

Comment by VomitFlop on October 17, 2020 at 3:31am

"Well, if I had my druthers about all this, I'd honestly recommend Judge Judy instead."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 17, 2020 at 3:29am

"Mrs Barrett. if you need a Kleenix, then by all means, request one."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 17, 2020 at 3:27am

"You do understand that you're only being used as a political pawn, right?"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 17, 2020 at 3:25am

"Ooh-wee! I am sweating like a whore in a Baptist church in here!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 17, 2020 at 3:24am

"Honestly now, I'm not gonna read that aloud!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 17, 2020 at 3:22am

Trump's choice for Supreme Court Justice was pushing the envelope.

Comment by VomitFlop on October 17, 2020 at 3:21am

Amy's Carnac the Magnificent impersonation wasn't winning anybody over.

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