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Pay no attention to that man beneath the dorsal fin!
What appeared to be natural whale behaviour was in fact carefully orca-strated.
"So for all of you lucky enough to kiss Namu's tongue back in the day, it wasn't Namu's tongue you were kissing."
Now we know who watches the whale watchers.
"The last known photograph of John Squint, moments before he was taken by a Bull Orca in full Pon farr."
"This is the best way to stalk Bess Armstrong."
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over Sea World!
Donald Trump looks for his golf ball.
It looks like a bad case of head lice!
They call him Ishmael
Hunt for Red Orca-tober
"No, we can't call it: Jurassic Seaworld. Can we? Nah, the fucking Internet would disembowel us over such lunacy! Fuck it. Let's do this shit!"
All killer, some filler.
♫ You gotta jump, jive & then you whale. ♫
"I am Ahab!"
"NOPE! Chuck Testa!"
"See? I told you sneaking you into the country would be no trouble at all."
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