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Comment by blkbwayne on Monday

hey wait a minute ......you're not Morgan Fairchild ........SECURITY !

Comment by Mervin97 on October 17, 2020 at 5:03pm

"Everytime I burp in this mask it smells like regret." 

Comment by Mervin97 on October 17, 2020 at 4:49pm

"Do I really have to go to this debate? I have a bad feeling."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 17, 2020 at 4:47pm

"Stop pushing me bitch."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 17, 2020 at 4:46pm

"How does it go again? One foot in front of what?"

Comment by Rosedude on October 16, 2020 at 3:28pm

"Why won't anybody shake hands with me?"

Comment by Rosedude on October 16, 2020 at 3:27pm

"Where are we?"

Comment by JJJ23 on October 16, 2020 at 3:21pm

You think I can claim jet lag for four years?

Comment by Rodney Dean on October 16, 2020 at 9:48am

Why did nobody tell me it was "black masks matter" day? 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 15, 2020 at 5:38pm

"I'm Joe Biden and I approve these male models."

Comment by MacSpruce on October 14, 2020 at 10:40pm

Joe Biden has his wife Jill and the secret service. Trump has his wife Melania and her secret cervix.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 14, 2020 at 10:37pm

“That agent behind me is doing his Elvis impersonation again, isn’t he.”

Comment by MacSpruce on October 14, 2020 at 10:36pm

Pretty easy to tell which one’s the Good Guy.

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2020 at 9:05am

"All I'm saying is, why do they call it a runway if you're not allowed to run on it?"

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2020 at 9:02am

"I don't know why they call these guys the Secret Service when they can't keep a secret to save their gossipy little lives!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2020 at 8:54am

"When I was VP, Obama never let me ride on Air  Force One.  When I win the election, I'm going to fly around the whole fucking world on that goddamn plane!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2020 at 8:53am

"Guys, we all look ridiculous.  We need to find more suitable masks in the future."

Comment by Scrunt on October 14, 2020 at 8:51am

"If I become president, then can we join the Mile High Club?"

Comment by Rosedude on October 14, 2020 at 7:39am

"If you're getting tired of holding me up, why don't you ask one of those Secret Service guys?"

Comment by Mario!!! on October 13, 2020 at 8:32am

"Why does everybody claim I'm just masquerading as a competent pers--  Squirrel!"

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