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"Why are you all in blackface? Isn't that considered racist these days?"
♪ Stand by your mask. ♪-Tammy Wynette
"There's clearly no bus coming Mother, hell, I'm not even stepping off the curb this time!"
"I wasn't going to shake his hand! I was going to show-off my Travis Bickle sleeve gun!"
"I am not sleepy goddammit! I just get very winded & exhausted if I happen to be standing up for longer than five minutes at a time. Besides, it's a pre-existing condition anyway."
"Only one thing to do at a time like this, Jill, We're gonna need more hot sauce, stat!"
"Don't be silly. Androids are completely incapable of getting the covid. Darn! Did I say the quiet part out loud again?"
"Oh! Hey you! Who said that?!"
"Do your country proud, by electing me, Harry Truman, as your next Valedictorian of Shangri-La!"
Things appear dire as Jim Carrey gears up for The Mask 2.
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