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Caption Contest 10-12-2019

Bronze:

"Well, the quarterback sneak didn't work.  Let's run the chicken wing, on three... BREAK!!!" - Gerhardguffaw

Silver:

“It’s time to play Chicken of Fortune, now in its 2500th season!” - MacSpruce

Gold:

Cock a doodle jew. - Rotwang

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Comment by Ian on October 21, 2019 at 9:28pm

"This isn't what I imagined when I heard you had a foolproof way to pick up chicks."

Comment by MacSpruce on October 20, 2019 at 8:51pm

“It’s time to play Chicken of Fortune, now in its 2500th season!”

Comment by MacSpruce on October 20, 2019 at 8:50pm

Chicken Swoop for the Solosexual.

Comment by blkbwayne on October 16, 2019 at 7:17pm

Say what you want, all the chicks dig him....

Comment by Rotwang on October 16, 2019 at 12:58pm

Cock a doodle jew.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 15, 2019 at 9:04am

The problem with most orthodox religions is that they frequently require great sacrifice from their members.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 15, 2019 at 8:59am

"You know what they say; a bird in the hand is worth two in the burning bush."

Comment by blkbwayne on October 14, 2019 at 11:39am

The new Mohel is a bit skittish....

Yeah he’s a chicken

Comment by Scrunt on October 13, 2019 at 5:32pm

"We have stolen all the chickens in the village.  Let's see those annoying Christians celebrate their eggless Easter now!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 13, 2019 at 5:30pm

A Dinner for Schmaltz

Comment by Scrunt on October 13, 2019 at 5:27pm

There are times when it becomes really hard to believe that Jews are the "chosen people."

Comment by Scrunt on October 13, 2019 at 5:25pm

"This is the worst bar mittzvah present EVER!"

Comment by Scrunt on October 13, 2019 at 5:24pm

Things tend to get a little crazy once Yom Kippur ends.

Comment by Scrunt on October 13, 2019 at 5:22pm

"Ok, who wants to get laid next?"

Comment by JJJ23 on October 13, 2019 at 11:25am

And that chicken's name was J.P.Morgan.

Comment by Ian on October 13, 2019 at 2:41am

"Are we Hasids or Hayseeds?"

Comment by 38chrysler on October 12, 2019 at 5:06pm

They thought seeing their first pair of bare breasts was going to be more exciting...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 12, 2019 at 8:42am

"Oy vey!  You've got a small cock, Herschel!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 12, 2019 at 8:37am

Chicken Littlestein

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 12, 2019 at 8:35am

"Well, the quarterback sneak didn't work.  Let's run the chicken wing, on three... BREAK!!!"

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