"Well, the quarterback sneak didn't work. Let's run the chicken wing, on three... BREAK!!!" - Gerhardguffaw
“It’s time to play Chicken of Fortune, now in its 2500th season!” - MacSpruce
Cock a doodle jew. - Rotwang
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"This isn't what I imagined when I heard you had a foolproof way to pick up chicks."
“It’s time to play Chicken of Fortune, now in its 2500th season!”
Chicken Swoop for the Solosexual.
Say what you want, all the chicks dig him....
Cock a doodle jew.
The problem with most orthodox religions is that they frequently require great sacrifice from their members.
"You know what they say; a bird in the hand is worth two in the burning bush."
The new Mohel is a bit skittish....
Yeah he’s a chicken
"We have stolen all the chickens in the village. Let's see those annoying Christians celebrate their eggless Easter now!"
A Dinner for Schmaltz
There are times when it becomes really hard to believe that Jews are the "chosen people."
"This is the worst bar mittzvah present EVER!"
Things tend to get a little crazy once Yom Kippur ends.
"Ok, who wants to get laid next?"
And that chicken's name was J.P.Morgan.
"Are we Hasids or Hayseeds?"
They thought seeing their first pair of bare breasts was going to be more exciting...
"Oy vey! You've got a small cock, Herschel!"
"Well, the quarterback sneak didn't work. Let's run the chicken wing, on three... BREAK!!!"
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