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Caption Contest 10-12-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Everyone was on different sides during the naked animal civil wars - Whiz Kid

Because they don't have gerbils on Endor... - AKAAB

can i haz youth dollar? - mellowpuma

Bronze:

We have to help the Jedi save the Universe from total annihilation... but first could you change the newspapers in my litterbox?? - 38chrysler

Silver:

"Put it in Gere!" - Ian

Gold:

May the furs be with you! - Scrunt

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Comment by MadAdam on October 28, 2017 at 12:16pm

"Star DWARF.......another STAR Dwarf...........another STAR Dwarf, dun dun dun duuuuunnnnnn.............

Comment by MadAdam on October 28, 2017 at 12:13pm

"I think you oversold the ship, Chewy. I doubt this thing'll make a BEER RUN in 12 parsecs."

Comment by MadAdam on October 28, 2017 at 11:43am

Wow, Chewbacca's pocket pussy can also pilot the ship !!! Who knew?

Comment by MadAdam on October 28, 2017 at 11:35am

" I'm a CHICKEN HAWK !!!"

Comment by MadAdam on October 28, 2017 at 11:34am

"Greetings. This is a recorded announcement as we are all out at the moment. The Commercial Council of Magrathea thanks you for your esteemed visit but regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closed. If you would like to leave your name and a planet where you can be contacted, please do so at the tone."

Comment by JJJ23 on October 16, 2017 at 9:48pm

I just watched as my best friend who I'd known for decades died at the hands of his own son. He was gutted, knocked off a bridge into a chasm. There'd of been a ton of blood, but you know, lasers. Sure, I got off a phaser blast, but I could've done more, I could've done more. Where the fuck where you, Canada!?

Comment by JJJ23 on October 16, 2017 at 9:01pm

Not the stars wars.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 14, 2017 at 11:32am

why don't they just use fucking minions already?

Comment by mellowpuma on October 14, 2017 at 11:28am

can i haz youth dollar?

Comment by mellowpuma on October 14, 2017 at 9:43am

if you're ambivalent towards star wars, but you love pokemon, give "the last jedi" a shot kiddies!

Comment by Mofo Stro on October 14, 2017 at 12:46am

That look when right before Richard Gere shits all over your career.

Thanks for laughs forever TheDirtyMidget, I'll never stop laughing.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 13, 2017 at 10:18am

who, who, who, who, who, who let the porgs pout?

Comment by AKAAB on October 13, 2017 at 9:21am

Because they don't have gerbils on Endor...

Comment by Whiz Kid on October 12, 2017 at 8:56pm
Space animals are still speechless when considering the hairless ocd that created human unfurriness
Comment by Whiz Kid on October 12, 2017 at 8:47pm
In the future, Animals still never smile and say god didn't give us those muscles.
Comment by Bill Staples on October 12, 2017 at 4:27pm
Team Furball to the rescue
Comment by 38chrysler on October 12, 2017 at 8:43am

...show us on the doll where Weinstein touched you...

Comment by Whiz Kid on October 12, 2017 at 7:27am
Disney "puppy buddies" franchise was their real father from even before
Comment by Whiz Kid on October 12, 2017 at 7:24am
Everyone was on different sides during the naked animal civil wars
Comment by Whiz Kid on October 12, 2017 at 7:04am
Disney's "puppy buddies" franchise is their father now

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