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they're like penguins, but they lay their eggs in the anus of their victims.
In case you were wondering, yes, Harvey Weinstein raped it.
Damn it, I knew it was only a matter of time before Disney started "cutifying" Star Wars.
disney's marketing department thought them up ... wait, which department doesn't do marketing?
now the sidekick has a sidekick? spaceships, laser swords, sure ... but this?
i am cute.
When you suddenly realize the deflector shield and weapons systems on that supposedly dormant Death Star are fully functional.
Upon hearing Luke talk about bullseyeing womp rats in his T-16 back home, Fluzzy began to worry that his days were numbered.
Still not as ridiculous as Jar Jar Binks.
May the furs be with you!
I heard from friends that the new Star Wars trailer was a little sad, but I had no idea they meant it literally.
In case you were wondering, this is what you get when a Wookie and an Ewok have a baby.
Jesus, Harrison Ford has not aged well at all.
Hell No I don't want to take another trip to Uranus.... last time I was there I almost got wiped out.
I know we're out of toilet paper again.... stop looking at me like that,,,
I have a brain the size of a chihuahua.... how should I know?....
Arrawarrgh .... no I wasn't talking to you Wookie... that was a fart...
We have to help the Jedi save the Universe from total annihilation... but first could you change the newspapers in my litterbox??
"Put it in Gere!"
"Just what we need. More useless merchandising. Haha. Good thing it doesn't speak wookiee. Or does it?"
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