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Caption Contest 10-12-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Everyone was on different sides during the naked animal civil wars - Whiz Kid

Because they don't have gerbils on Endor... - AKAAB

can i haz youth dollar? - mellowpuma

Bronze:

We have to help the Jedi save the Universe from total annihilation... but first could you change the newspapers in my litterbox?? - 38chrysler

Silver:

"Put it in Gere!" - Ian

Gold:

May the furs be with you! - Scrunt

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Comment by Rotwang on October 12, 2017 at 5:19am

The old adage: "Like rats on a sinking ship."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 12, 2017 at 4:27am

What's next, Micky Mouse becomes a Jedi?

Comment by Mervin97 on October 12, 2017 at 4:22am

"If I stick him up my ass does that make me gay?"

Comment by Mervin97 on October 12, 2017 at 4:20am

Answers the question, what do wookies eat.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 11, 2017 at 8:31pm

Jabba was kinda cute when he was young and before he started binge-eating. 

Comment by 38chrysler on October 11, 2017 at 8:25pm

...Okay you two... which one of you has been stealing Princess Leia's panties again?

Comment by mellowpuma on October 11, 2017 at 6:10pm

aww, he's so cute.  i could just trap him in a tiny ball, and make him fight for his life in and endless series of pit fights!

Comment by mellowpuma on October 11, 2017 at 6:07pm

they're like penguins, but they lay their eggs in the anus of their victims.

Comment by Scrunt on October 11, 2017 at 6:04pm

In case you were wondering, yes, Harvey Weinstein raped it.

Comment by Scrunt on October 11, 2017 at 6:03pm

Damn it, I knew it was only a matter of time before Disney started "cutifying" Star Wars.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 11, 2017 at 6:02pm

disney's marketing department thought them up ... wait, which department doesn't do marketing?

Comment by mellowpuma on October 11, 2017 at 5:56pm

now the sidekick has a sidekick?  spaceships, laser swords, sure ... but this?

Comment by mellowpuma on October 11, 2017 at 5:54pm

i am cute.

Comment by Scrunt on October 11, 2017 at 5:14pm

When you suddenly realize the deflector shield and weapons systems on that supposedly dormant Death Star are fully functional.

Comment by Scrunt on October 11, 2017 at 5:13pm

Upon hearing Luke talk about bullseyeing womp rats in his T-16 back home, Fluzzy began to worry that his days were numbered.

Comment by Scrunt on October 11, 2017 at 5:11pm

Still not as ridiculous as Jar Jar Binks.

Comment by Scrunt on October 11, 2017 at 5:10pm

May the furs be with you!

Comment by Scrunt on October 11, 2017 at 5:10pm

I heard from friends that the new Star Wars trailer was a little sad, but I had no idea they meant it literally.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 11, 2017 at 8:48am

In case you were wondering, this is what you get when a Wookie and an Ewok have a baby.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 11, 2017 at 8:43am

Jesus, Harrison Ford has not aged well at all.

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