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"Kraken toast, Gromit... Gromit? Gromit?"
“Ladies and gentlemen, as we begin our decent into Fukushima airport, please bring your seats upright, stow your tray tables and make sure your seat belts are securely fastened...”
And that was the last time I dumped a packet of Sea Monkeys into a bottle of Miracle-Gro ever again.
Life is scary when you suddenly find yourself living alone on squid row.
“This warehouse is ok, but do you have anything with more tentacles?”
I'm Gonna Git You Suckers
With detectives greatly improving their arson investigations, some property owners are getting very creative in the game of insurance fraud.
"What the fuck do you mean this is just a baby one?"
Now Hiring - Amazon warehouse workers.
"Hey honey, have you met the new tenanticles?"
The new Seafood Bistro that opened downtown had great food but the atmosphere SUCKED
I would have thought Nadya Suleman's apartment would be a little more upscale than this
I always wondered where the term INK JET came from
WWTS... What Would Trump Say
"And if you look out your window, you'll see Jacques Cousteau's house."
This looks like a job for Aquaman!
Pilot: "Houston, we have a problem!"
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Office
WC Field proved there's a sucker born every day.
Not much to look at on the outside, but the apartment comes with free cable and Antentacle-TV.
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