Hey you guys are on the clock... let's get kraken - 38chrysler
You think your job sucks? - JJJ23
Special Voice of Experience Award:
"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going." - VomitFlop
Bronze:
"How many times have I told you? You can't leave leftovers in the fridge that long!" - Ian
Silver:
Life is scary when you suddenly find yourself living alone on squid row. - Scrunt
Gold:
Sublease the Kraken! - PumpyFumblemilkskin
Comment
HERE'S YOUR STRAWS BACK, ASSHOLES
Recession-nado wasn't as good as Shark-nado.
"Your all arms, lift with your legs."
The Sheb Wooley museum
"We are now entering Atlantis air space please put your snorkel on."
Let's see you auction off this one! ~ Banksy
Finding Capt. Nemo...
I don't know what to call it, but it sure can make a lot of Nikes!
“I said to have the place tented so we can fumigate it, not tentacled! Now we have an even worse pest control problem!”
It's the wackywavinginflatablearmflailingten...tac..le..thing
You think your job sucks?
I think they're in over their heads down at the old calamari factory.
OctoPussy Ware-House.... No Waiting, Group Discounts ...We have the Best Suckers in Town!
"More pessimistic members of the oceanic kingdom have already started claiming territories up to 30 miles inland."
"Authorities discovered an elaborate scheme that involved siphoning money by delaying construction."
"What do you mean you had no idea Rust never sleeps? You know how crabby I get when I don't get my eight hours!"
"Topping the news this morning: A large warehouse has apparently relocated itself to the tenderloin district."
This Caption Photo is kraken me up...
Hey you guys are on the clock... let's get kraken
Get Me That Job Agency!... This isn't what I meant by finding me a bunch of suckers that would work for food...
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