It wasn't the first time Father Bill shot a load in some cat's eye. - Rosedude
Most cats don't get religion until they are on life number 9. - Scrunt
"Someone tell him I'm an anti-anti-vexer!" - Ian
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Better get him 9 times just to be sure.
"Christ, gimme a chance to sneeze first before you go blessing me."
"That is odd. Smells just like my litter box."
"Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?! Nobody told me that there was gonna be rain today!"
"That won't be necessary. Mummies are usually scared shitless of me."
"Hey, Van Helsing, why don't you save the holy water for the fucking vampires?"
"Are you sure this will take the redness out of my eyes?"
After dealing with Jon Arbuckle's bullshit for so long, Garfield was naturally allergic to snake oil.
"Ack! Get your fucking phony elixirs away from me!"
"I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy shit, what has become of this church?"
Must be a Catolic priest.
"Remember, giving LSD to cats is SKYNET."
"Just so you know buddy, five thousand years ago this would have been the other way around."
"Someone tell him I'm an anti-anti-vexer!"
"Roll up the window! These god-damned window-washing freaks really piss meowf."
"In the name of the father, who art elsewhere, after leaving you with seven kittens..."
"That was only eight drops. You know I need nine for it to work right."
“It b-u-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rns! Oh, it b-u-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rns!”
“Wait! I said we’re practising cat licks!”
It wasn't the first time Father Bill shot a load in some cat's eye.
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