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Caption Contest 10-09-2020

Bronze:

It wasn't the first time Father Bill shot a load in some cat's eye. - Rosedude

Silver:

Most cats don't get religion until they are on life number 9. - Scrunt

Gold:

"Someone tell him I'm an anti-anti-vexer!" - Ian

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Comment by JJJ23 on October 16, 2020 at 3:19pm

Better get him 9 times just to be sure.

Comment by VomitFlop on October 12, 2020 at 9:31pm

"Christ, gimme a chance to sneeze first before you go blessing me."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 12, 2020 at 9:30pm

"That is odd. Smells just like my litter box."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 12, 2020 at 9:26pm

"Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?! Nobody told me that there was gonna be rain today!"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 12, 2020 at 9:23pm

"That won't be necessary. Mummies are usually scared shitless of me."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 12, 2020 at 9:22pm

"Hey, Van Helsing, why don't you save the holy water for the fucking vampires?"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 12, 2020 at 9:20pm

"Are you sure this will take the redness out of my eyes?"

Comment by VomitFlop on October 12, 2020 at 9:18pm

After dealing with Jon Arbuckle's bullshit for so long, Garfield was naturally allergic to snake oil.

Comment by VomitFlop on October 12, 2020 at 9:17pm

"Ack! Get your fucking phony elixirs away from me!"

Comment by Mario!!! on October 11, 2020 at 11:43am

"I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy shit, what has become of this church?"

Comment by Mario!!! on October 11, 2020 at 11:33am

Must be a Catolic priest.

Comment by Ian on October 11, 2020 at 5:06am

"Remember, giving LSD to cats is SKYNET."

Comment by Ian on October 11, 2020 at 3:44am

"Just so you know buddy, five thousand years ago this would have been the other way around."

Comment by Ian on October 11, 2020 at 3:39am

"Someone tell him I'm an anti-anti-vexer!"

Comment by Ian on October 11, 2020 at 3:36am

"Roll up the window!  These god-damned window-washing freaks really piss meowf."

Comment by Ian on October 11, 2020 at 3:35am

"In the name of the father, who art elsewhere, after leaving you with seven kittens..."

Comment by Ian on October 11, 2020 at 3:31am

"That was only eight drops.  You know I need nine for it to work right."

Comment by MacSpruce on October 10, 2020 at 8:18pm

“It b-u-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rns!  Oh, it b-u-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rns!”

Comment by MacSpruce on October 10, 2020 at 8:17pm

“Wait! I said we’re practising cat licks!”

Comment by Rosedude on October 10, 2020 at 7:13pm

It wasn't the first time Father Bill shot a load in some cat's eye.

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