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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 10, 2020 at 5:46pm

"You are forgiven for eating the fly that was on Vice President Pence's head!"

Comment by Mervin97 on October 10, 2020 at 3:42pm

"That'll be 600 dollars."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 10, 2020 at 3:39pm

"It's really Visine, so if it gets in your eye don't worry."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 10, 2020 at 3:32pm

"This is for pissing on the rug."

Comment by Scrunt on October 10, 2020 at 11:47am

It was right there and then that Fluffy decided to convert to Judaism.

Comment by Scrunt on October 10, 2020 at 11:44am

Catism

Comment by Scrunt on October 10, 2020 at 11:43am

"Hey padre, if you sprinkle anymore water on me, you're gonna meet God!  Capiche?"

Comment by Scrunt on October 10, 2020 at 11:38am

It's a well known fact that all dogs go to Heaven, but cats have to scratch and claw their way in.

Comment by Scrunt on October 10, 2020 at 11:35am

Most cats don't get religion until they are on life number 9.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 10, 2020 at 9:44am

Sects and the kitty

Comment by MacSpruce on October 10, 2020 at 9:40am

“No, the power of tunafish compels me.”

Comment by Rotwang on October 9, 2020 at 11:54pm

I can has disease blocker?

Comment by Rotwang on October 9, 2020 at 11:42pm

Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood plasma, you'll love it. 

Comment by Rotwang on October 9, 2020 at 11:37pm

Hydroxychlorofeline

Comment by Rotwang on October 9, 2020 at 11:31pm

Every pussy loves lube. 

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