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"You are forgiven for eating the fly that was on Vice President Pence's head!"
"That'll be 600 dollars."
"It's really Visine, so if it gets in your eye don't worry."
"This is for pissing on the rug."
It was right there and then that Fluffy decided to convert to Judaism.
"Hey padre, if you sprinkle anymore water on me, you're gonna meet God! Capiche?"
It's a well known fact that all dogs go to Heaven, but cats have to scratch and claw their way in.
Most cats don't get religion until they are on life number 9.
Sects and the kitty
“No, the power of tunafish compels me.”
I can has disease blocker?
Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood plasma, you'll love it.
Every pussy loves lube.
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