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For the money, I think the one on the bottom left got the best deal for her boob job.
That's a lot of sea notes
"How much do you plan to lose in Vegas this summer?"
Beach blanket bingo really pays off.
What is, how much did you lose in the Madoff ponzi scheme?
A day at the beach just got expensive.
And the winning bid to have dinner with an angry Donald Trump goes to...
"All sails are final."
"Sorry, folks, but we're gonna need launderers who can handle much larger sums than those."
Cash them outside. How 'bout dat?
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
"You honestly couldn't negotiate with the devil for a higher price on your souls?"
Little did they realize that their days were also numbered.
"Wow, Boardwalk is really expensive and they don't have what I'm looking for. Let's head over to Oriental Avenue."
This is the dumbest silent auction ever!
“I’ll take Black Chick with Big Boobs for $500, Alex.”
“We gave ten people $1000 to invest in the stock market. One day later, let’s see how they did…”
People in the Florida Keys tend to have a very low self-worth.
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