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Comment by Mofo Stro yesterday

"I can see Alaska from the Kremlin torture hall."

Comment by mellowpuma on Saturday

it must be really cool realizing that you work for a thug who will murder anyone who opposes him.  really, most young boys dream of growing up to be henchmen.  these generals seem really enthused, am i right?

Comment by mellowpuma on Friday

putin's favorite place: the poison testing range.

Comment by MacSpruce on Friday

Nobody was sure how Vladimir would react to the old soot-on-the-eyepieces gag. 

Comment by mellowpuma on Thursday

four high ranking russians convene for their annual "disaffected unimpressed observation of something in the distance".

Comment by Rosedude on Thursday
"Gotta keep a close eye on my boy. He's a moron, you know."
Comment by KariGrant on Wednesday

What do you mean, "Bi-noculars??"

Comment by 38chrysler on Wednesday

No Mr. President, those players aren't kneeling ... those are the ones you had shot the last game and they haven't removed the bodies yet.

Comment by 38chrysler on Wednesday

You guys ready? ... I see a table fixin to open up at Hooters...

Comment by JJJ23 on October 10, 2017 at 5:12pm

There's some citizens with some stuff. Go take their stuff and make it so it's then my stuff.

Comment by MadAdam on October 10, 2017 at 3:52pm

Good, good, concert soon begins. Fun Fact, Gregor, Did you know that comrade Manilow sings "I Write The Songs" but comrade Manilow did not, he, himself write "I Write The Songs"?

Comment by MadAdam on October 10, 2017 at 3:46pm

Look. Who is that private taking Knee? Give me sniper rifle.

Comment by MadAdam on October 10, 2017 at 3:44pm

THUMP (teacup rattles) Careful down there Snowden, you jostle my binoculars, but don't stop, feels good.

Comment by MadAdam on October 10, 2017 at 3:41pm

Igor. Look. Go to that trailer and buy me Dale Earnhardt Jr. T-Shirt before they sell out. Hurry, green flag is soon to drop.

Comment by MadAdam on October 10, 2017 at 3:38pm

It says............Today's Special.......BORSHT !!! Again borsht. 3 times this week. Have them all shot.

Comment by AKAAB on October 10, 2017 at 9:36am

Moose and Squirrel are always trying to sneak up on me.

Comment by KariGrant on October 10, 2017 at 5:14am

I don't get it. This virtual reality equipment is kaput.

Comment by Ian on October 9, 2017 at 11:18pm

"Vlad, just like you asked for, they make that cool sound from Predator every time you switch on the Infrared Vision."

Comment by Ian on October 9, 2017 at 11:05pm

"I spy with my beady little eyes..."

Comment by Scrunt on October 9, 2017 at 5:05pm

“I’ll find out who farted in here if it’s the last thing I do!”

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