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"I can see Alaska from the Kremlin torture hall."
it must be really cool realizing that you work for a thug who will murder anyone who opposes him. really, most young boys dream of growing up to be henchmen. these generals seem really enthused, am i right?
putin's favorite place: the poison testing range.
Nobody was sure how Vladimir would react to the old soot-on-the-eyepieces gag.
four high ranking russians convene for their annual "disaffected unimpressed observation of something in the distance".
What do you mean, "Bi-noculars??"
No Mr. President, those players aren't kneeling ... those are the ones you had shot the last game and they haven't removed the bodies yet.
You guys ready? ... I see a table fixin to open up at Hooters...
There's some citizens with some stuff. Go take their stuff and make it so it's then my stuff.
Good, good, concert soon begins. Fun Fact, Gregor, Did you know that comrade Manilow sings "I Write The Songs" but comrade Manilow did not, he, himself write "I Write The Songs"?
Look. Who is that private taking Knee? Give me sniper rifle.
THUMP (teacup rattles) Careful down there Snowden, you jostle my binoculars, but don't stop, feels good.
Igor. Look. Go to that trailer and buy me Dale Earnhardt Jr. T-Shirt before they sell out. Hurry, green flag is soon to drop.
It says............Today's Special.......BORSHT !!! Again borsht. 3 times this week. Have them all shot.
Moose and Squirrel are always trying to sneak up on me.
I don't get it. This virtual reality equipment is kaput.
"Vlad, just like you asked for, they make that cool sound from Predator every time you switch on the Infrared Vision."
"I spy with my beady little eyes..."
“I’ll find out who farted in here if it’s the last thing I do!”
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