SPECIAL EDITION 2 PIC CAPCON from Out of Africa: (Utilize one or both pics, the choice is yours)
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I never knew that in Africa they have sharks.
The slave trade? Yeah, I've had some experience with that.
Kenya give me a smile?
Want to taste some bush meat?
"You're certain he will never find me in here?"
“Wow, there sure are a lot of black people here in Africa.”
“You poor people. Even if I can’t convince him to give you food, water or medical supplies, I will be sure Donald sends you all air conditioners so you can stop living like sweaty savages.”
Out of A Frickin’ Bad Movie
Sadly, despite her repeated insistence, no one would call her Lara Croft.
“Actually, I’m more of a Me First Lady.”
“Everyone in this country is so tan. What’s your secret?”
You got human emotions yet? No?
her "i'm sorry for my husband's baby jail" tour.
"Hey do you know Meryl Streep?"
"Are you sure that's a doorknob?"
Some First Ladies do good things to better people's lives. One first lady takes a vacation from her vacation!
Suspecting that her husband is in trouble in the 2020 election, she mistakenly tries to garner the African vote.
As you can see, we lag behind America when it comes to imprisoning children.
"I like your pith helmet. …Thay, ithn't your huthband altho really into pith?"
"Are you sure you wouldn't like to slaughter a defenseless animal? That's the only reason any other Trumps have ever visited."
Coming this Christmas...
Follow the adventures of FLOTUS as she is released from her White House bedroom and sent to Africa on the taxpayer's dime! See Melania tour some arid wasteland while sporting her favorite pith helmet or sneaking a peek at a local taking a dump!
"Rolling Stoned" calls it the best movie since, "Dude, Where's My Car?"
"The Sheboygan Yeller" states... "not enough drugs could make me watch that movie, again!"
And, "The Possum Weekly" writes, "I'd vote for her!"
So, grab your favorite congressional page and check out, "SLEEPLESS IN GUCCI."
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