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How Melania Got Her Groove Back
"Now that I've gone black, I am never going back!"
The hotel California supplies one way shuttle service to heads of state and their families.
"Don't worry first lady this car is bulletproof, and this is the dungeon, I mean room your husband reserved for you."
"It's just a short scenic ride to the spa, here we are, don't mind the masked men they're security."
One lives in the land of the Lion King, the other one is married to the Lyin' King.
"Legend has it that a German man dressed in a similar outfit came here looking for the Ark of the Covenant, was he your great grandfather?"
"...and this is where the first rap music was born."
"I saw picture of you on village computer, you have nice titties, may I see them again?"
"Mrs. Trump I must say, you look good for your age but do curtains still match drapers?"
'It's really no different than the hole you crawled into back in 2005."
"Did I tell you that I am the Nigerian Prince"
I really liked that Bukake scene in your last Movie Ms. Stormy...
...and you see we have put a door in our Wall so people can Immigrate to our country... as long as they are midgets...
"How come nobody ever asks you for your birth certificate?"
Moments later, alternative universe Melania would meet up with her doppelganger to inform her of the dark days ahead.
"Kenya believe this, because I certainly cannot!"
"Is this where the rains are blessed?"
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