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Comment by JJJ23 on October 16, 2020 at 3:23pm

If there's a way to fuck this thing, I'm the man to find it.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 10, 2020 at 9:39am

I know Christmas is coming because my missile toe is acting up.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 10, 2020 at 9:38am

The Gods Must Be Crazy!

Comment by MacSpruce on October 10, 2020 at 9:38am

File under: Missile Anus

Comment by Ian on October 10, 2020 at 3:43am

"Next time on an all new Crop Circles, Explained:  'Now right here you got yer crop circle maker.  You can see how all the grass is pushed down evenly.  O'er yonder there we got us a crap circle.  It's where we go number 2 when we're running from your number 1.'"

Comment by Rotwang on October 9, 2020 at 4:09pm

It says "Made in Korea". So, yknow, it could be from any country. 

Comment by Rotwang on October 9, 2020 at 4:05pm

Don't worry, it's not live.  Obviously that's a zombie. 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 9, 2020 at 3:58pm

The last known photo of an idiot.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 9, 2020 at 3:56pm

The night comedian Igor Strafartski bombed.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 9, 2020 at 3:52pm

Nuke Rockne

Comment by Rodney Dean on October 9, 2020 at 12:08pm

I can't seem to get that new BTS song out of my head..."light,it.up.like dy-na-mite, wha-oah".

Comment by Mervin97 on October 9, 2020 at 7:42am

"It's slightly used, only fired once by a little old lady on a Sunday."

Comment by Mervin97 on October 9, 2020 at 7:39am

"I get my inspiration from Slim Pickens."

Comment by Rotwang on October 8, 2020 at 8:20pm

It'll fit in the trunk, honey, I promise. 

Comment by Ian on October 8, 2020 at 8:07pm

"Come to Igor's Basement Discount Specialties, we've got everything you need to start a revolution.  All our bombs have Sony guts!"

Comment by Ian on October 8, 2020 at 8:05pm

"Missed me by THAT much!"

Comment by Ian on October 8, 2020 at 8:04pm

"What, you've never had the hots for a bombshell before?"

Comment by Scrunt on October 8, 2020 at 1:29pm

When it comes to drilling for oil, Bob truly is a fracking idiot!

Comment by Mervin97 on October 8, 2020 at 4:46am

"I just found myself a new barbecue." 

Comment by Scrunt on October 7, 2020 at 6:11pm

"Stand back!  I'm gonna blow up those goddamn gophers to Kingdom Come!"

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