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If there's a way to fuck this thing, I'm the man to find it.
I know Christmas is coming because my missile toe is acting up.
The Gods Must Be Crazy!
File under: Missile Anus
"Next time on an all new Crop Circles, Explained: 'Now right here you got yer crop circle maker. You can see how all the grass is pushed down evenly. O'er yonder there we got us a crap circle. It's where we go number 2 when we're running from your number 1.'"
It says "Made in Korea". So, yknow, it could be from any country.
Don't worry, it's not live. Obviously that's a zombie.
The last known photo of an idiot.
The night comedian Igor Strafartski bombed.
I can't seem to get that new BTS song out of my head..."light,it.up.like dy-na-mite, wha-oah".
"It's slightly used, only fired once by a little old lady on a Sunday."
"I get my inspiration from Slim Pickens."
It'll fit in the trunk, honey, I promise.
"Come to Igor's Basement Discount Specialties, we've got everything you need to start a revolution. All our bombs have Sony guts!"
"Missed me by THAT much!"
"What, you've never had the hots for a bombshell before?"
When it comes to drilling for oil, Bob truly is a fracking idiot!
"I just found myself a new barbecue."
"Stand back! I'm gonna blow up those goddamn gophers to Kingdom Come!"
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