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"They're eating all kinds of things. That idiot over there is eating an octopus."
"Why won't anyone eat us?"
"Have you looked at your reflection lately?"
"They're having fun now but just wait until that evil witch turns them into fish like us."
"If they end up in our tank I'm eating them."
At least they were in the carp-pool lane.
"Hey, remember back in the 90's when the fisheye lens was all the rage?"
"Goddammit! Another Clickbait article?!"
A Fish Called Wander
Fish & Chip & Brenda
Do you ever feel like you're stuck in a fish bowl and your girlfriend just dumped you for a someone named Gill?
We knew the "Happy Days" re-boot wasn't going to make it when they jumped the Carp in the first episode.
Hey look, it's a dumb human that thinks this is interesting.
I used to ride a motorcycle in a Pavement video.
"I'll admit, I do feel out of my element."
"Water's low this year, isn't it?"
"It's like we live our lives in a goldfish bowl."
Fly Fishing: You're doing it wrong!
♫ I believe I can fly ♫
“Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll tag someone else it before-- POLO! –he realizes where we are.”
They must be tripping on bass-id.
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