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Comment by Mofo Stro yesterday

Usually you wipe a turd stain, then toss the paper.

Comment by Rotwang on Saturday

Marco! ... Polio!

Comment by mellowpuma on Saturday

there's a difference between being "out of touch" and "not willing to touch under any circumstance".

Comment by mellowpuma on Thursday

... out came the sun and dried up all the rain, so the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again.

Comment by Whiz Kid on October 8, 2017 at 5:54pm
Legit reality show contestants assume great value is connected to any new clues that enter the game.
Comment by Whiz Kid on October 8, 2017 at 2:33pm
Peurto Rico housekeepers are on par with goalkeepers and no stranger to hail Marys.
Comment by Rosedude on October 8, 2017 at 10:18am
Everyone who comes into contact with him feels the need to towel off.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 8, 2017 at 5:18am

He shoots, and misses the point on why he's here!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 8, 2017 at 5:12am

"Sorry, but we have nothing left in our hurricane budget.  Here's some paper towels from Melania''s private stash!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 8, 2017 at 5:06am

Clean up on aisle 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Comment by Whiz Kid on October 7, 2017 at 10:50pm
Slick willies never protect like douche absorbantsy hate lovers paper towels
Comment by Rodney Dean on October 7, 2017 at 12:16pm

Can't even throw in the towel properly.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 3:07am

wait a minute ... three million people live here ... three million votes for hillary ... sorry hose, i'mma buy the fighter jets.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 3:04am

don't worry, they traded the paper towels on craigslist to some white nationalists for drinking water.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 3:01am

the only president to date who's natural disaster relief efforts have been outpaced ... by not just by the boy scouts, but most individual boy scouts.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:25am

don't worry guys we'll just find a bunch of celebrities who run their own personal charities to pitch in.  anyway, i'm out.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:22am

he could be heard humming the tune: how do you solve a problem like maria?  how do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:20am

the way he sees it, we can solve puerto rico's problems, or he can make the wall keeping the brown people out a bit longer.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:18am

there, now can we FINALLY get back to talking about the nfl?

Comment by mellowpuma on October 7, 2017 at 2:18am

next he throws facile tissue.

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