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Usually you wipe a turd stain, then toss the paper.
Marco! ... Polio!
there's a difference between being "out of touch" and "not willing to touch under any circumstance".
... out came the sun and dried up all the rain, so the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again.
He shoots, and misses the point on why he's here!
"Sorry, but we have nothing left in our hurricane budget. Here's some paper towels from Melania''s private stash!"
Clean up on aisle 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Can't even throw in the towel properly.
wait a minute ... three million people live here ... three million votes for hillary ... sorry hose, i'mma buy the fighter jets.
don't worry, they traded the paper towels on craigslist to some white nationalists for drinking water.
the only president to date who's natural disaster relief efforts have been outpaced ... by not just by the boy scouts, but most individual boy scouts.
don't worry guys we'll just find a bunch of celebrities who run their own personal charities to pitch in. anyway, i'm out.
he could be heard humming the tune: how do you solve a problem like maria? how do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
the way he sees it, we can solve puerto rico's problems, or he can make the wall keeping the brown people out a bit longer.
there, now can we FINALLY get back to talking about the nfl?
next he throws facile tissue.
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