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who forgot the t-shirt cannon?
Nothing but nitwit.
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be. The way things are going...
You're in tiny hands people, tiny inept hands. Have a good time!
Bet he's counting that as a dunk. (A+!)
The Lord works in mysterious, not to say downright ridiculous, ways.
And lo, The Donald didst cast a single roll of paper towels to the multitude, and five thousand were dried. And there was great rejoicing.
A sop to the masses
..and don't worry, the Play Doh is on its way.
“What do you mean I don’t care about you? This is 2-ply!”
“Here you go mayor. They were all out of tampons, so I got you this instead.”
“You’d better show me some respect or I’ll deport you all back to Mexico.”
Too bad he’s not throwing in the towel on the presidency.
“Clean up on isle nine!”
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