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Comment by JJJ23 on Friday

Coon Man! Coon together with your coons! Coon c-coon, coon, now all words have become coon.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 9, 2018 at 4:48am

he's such a coon tease, he always lures them in, but never gives them the weapons they need for their rebellion.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 6, 2018 at 9:03pm

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
And it's whispered that soon, If we coons call the tunes
Then the piper will lead us to garbage…

Comment by MacSpruce on October 6, 2018 at 8:58pm

When the 'coons call the tunes.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 6, 2018 at 8:58pm

Davy Crockett was one wily son-of-a-bitch.

Comment by KariGrant on October 6, 2018 at 7:39pm

Coons and dildo.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 6, 2018 at 3:38am

The raccoons thought it was either this or getting hit by a vehicle.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 6, 2018 at 3:34am

On a road far, far away in Kentucky...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 6, 2018 at 2:59am

The concert ended early when hunting season started.

Comment by mellowpuma on October 5, 2018 at 11:17pm

the sheriff got reports you were sending women pictures of your "coon flute".

Comment by mellowpuma on October 5, 2018 at 9:10pm

it surprised the photographer, although he had answered politely, he actually did want to see this man's "coon flute". 

Comment by mellowpuma on October 5, 2018 at 9:08pm

hey, you wanna see my "coon flute"?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 5, 2018 at 8:20pm

Where are they now...

Doug Flutie

Comment by Ian on October 5, 2018 at 7:46pm

Jerry prided himself on being quite the accomplished raccoonteur.

Comment by Iverneil on October 5, 2018 at 6:05pm

Part of the “Make America Go Away” movement.

Comment by Iverneil on October 5, 2018 at 6:03pm

He had forgotten the beef jerky in his front pocket.

Comment by Iverneil on October 5, 2018 at 6:01pm

This guy sucks!

Comment by Scrunt on October 5, 2018 at 3:03pm

After driving all the rats out of England, the Pied Piper had to find a new pest to control.

Comment by Scrunt on October 5, 2018 at 3:03pm

I was on so much acid that day, this is exactly how I remember the Jethro Tull concert.

Comment by Scrunt on October 5, 2018 at 3:02pm

And that was the last time I went to a jamboree in rural Alabama ever again.

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