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We often forget to what extremes we used to go to entertain ourselves before the dawn of radio, tv and the internet.
Dave thought it was his flute playing that attracted them to him, but really it was the Draccoon Noir.
"If THIS doesn't get me laid, nothing will!"
And now you know why every kid is forced to learn how to play the recorder in grammar school.
Well that's what you get when you play songs by the Cure.
The pie-eyed piper of Leaning Timbers, Georgia.
Now if George could only learn to woo the sheep he thought...
George never made a lot friends until he started dumpster diving....
...they all went on attack as soon as they saw the #MAGA hat...
It wasn't the music that attracted them as much as his new cologne...Stetsons Trash Bin #6
Police charged him with being a Coon Artist... the Judge thought it was a typo.
...all the coons I know only listen to Rap....
"Hey mister, we don't want any Treble...uh trouble."
Raccrooning, apparently it's a thing.
"Guys, I don't know any songs about Raccoons but I know the song Ben...would that suffice?!?"
All that investigators found after the raccoon attack was the baseball cap, printed Google instructions on Bestiality, the flute, and a half empty box of condoms.
As a raccoon you never really appreciate good music until you've heard a version of Stupid Girl by Garbage played on a flute.
The off Broadway play, Flutist on the Dumpster received mixed reviews.
Tonight we feast.
When he plays Led Zeppelin shit gets real.
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