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Comment by Scrunt on October 5, 2018 at 3:02pm

We often forget to what extremes we used to go to entertain ourselves before the dawn of radio, tv and the internet.

Comment by Scrunt on October 5, 2018 at 3:02pm

Dave thought it was his flute playing that attracted them to him, but really it was the Draccoon Noir.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 5, 2018 at 1:09pm

"If THIS doesn't get me laid, nothing will!"

Comment by Mario!!! on October 5, 2018 at 1:05pm

And now you know why every kid is forced to learn how to play the recorder in grammar school.

Comment by Rotwang on October 5, 2018 at 9:03am

Well that's what you get when you play songs by the Cure.  

Comment by KariGrant on October 5, 2018 at 8:49am

The pie-eyed piper of Leaning Timbers, Georgia.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 5, 2018 at 7:04am

Now if George could only learn to woo the sheep he thought...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 5, 2018 at 6:59am

George never made a lot friends until he started dumpster diving....

Comment by 38chrysler on October 5, 2018 at 6:55am

...they all went on attack as soon as they saw the #MAGA hat...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 5, 2018 at 6:53am

It wasn't the music that attracted them as much as his new cologne...Stetsons Trash Bin #6

Comment by 38chrysler on October 5, 2018 at 6:51am

Police charged him with being a Coon Artist... the Judge thought it was a typo.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 5, 2018 at 6:50am

...all the coons I know only listen to Rap....

Comment by Jams3kds on October 5, 2018 at 6:32am

"Hey mister, we don't want any Treble...uh trouble."

Comment by Jams3kds on October 5, 2018 at 6:30am

Raccrooning, apparently it's a thing.

Comment by Jams3kds on October 5, 2018 at 6:26am

"Guys, I don't know any songs about Raccoons but I know the song Ben...would that suffice?!?"

Comment by Jams3kds on October 5, 2018 at 6:24am

All that investigators found after the raccoon attack was the baseball cap, printed Google instructions on Bestiality, the flute, and a half empty box of condoms.

Comment by Jams3kds on October 5, 2018 at 6:19am

As a raccoon you never really appreciate good music until you've heard a version of Stupid Girl by Garbage played on a flute.

Comment by Jams3kds on October 5, 2018 at 6:17am

The off Broadway play, Flutist on the Dumpster received mixed reviews.

Comment by Mervin97 on October 5, 2018 at 5:28am

Tonight we feast.

Comment by Mervin97 on October 5, 2018 at 5:17am

When he plays Led Zeppelin shit gets real. 

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