He had forgotten the beef jerky in his front pocket. - Iverneil
Silver:
Jerry prided himself on being quite the accomplished raccoonteur. - Ian
Gold:
It wasn't the music that attracted them as much as his new cologne...Stetsons Trash Bin #6 - 38chrysler
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As pied pipers go Joe's clothes were dull.
In exchange for riding the town of racoons Joe was allowed to open a hat store without a business license.
A rare photo of the once believed to be mythical Trash Panda Whisperer suddenly emerges online.
"It's a good thing I'm deaf, otherwise this would be really weird."
"Does he know that hot dogs are made from lips & assholes?"
"Let's just keep making him believe we're being hypnotized before moving in for the kill."
"Dave, I think you're gonna need something a bit stronger than a blowdart gun to take out those critters."
"On second thought, let's not go to Raccoon City. It's a silly place."
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