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Caption Contest 10-03-2019

Bronze:

"Laugh now, but we'll see who's left standing after the zombie apocalypse!" - Ian

Silver:

No, Your Honor I haven't flipped my lid... it falls off when I put it on the other way... - 38chrysler

Gold:

Dave was trying to restrain himself, but it was just no use. - VomitFlop

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 4, 2019 at 3:05pm

"Senator, they said if I wear it long enough it would grow hair.  Unfortunately, the only thing that grew was my penis!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 4, 2019 at 3:02pm

"I go great with some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 4, 2019 at 2:59pm

The Cat In The Hat

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 4, 2019 at 2:51pm

"I KNOW that I'm nuts!  But what are you?"

Comment by JJJ23 on October 4, 2019 at 1:40pm

Clearly tensions have become strained.

Comment by Mario!!! on October 4, 2019 at 11:30am

"Your honor, will you please tell the voices in my head to stop interrupting me or you'll find them in contempt of court?"

Comment by 38chrysler on October 4, 2019 at 9:16am

No, Your Honor I haven't flipped my lid... it falls off when I put it on the other way...

Comment by 38chrysler on October 4, 2019 at 9:15am

I need this inquiry like I need another hole in my head...

Comment by Mario!!! on October 4, 2019 at 8:42am

♫ ♫  Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die than give you control ♫ ♫

Comment by Jams3kds on October 4, 2019 at 5:43am

"In his heavenly name we pray...RAMEN"

Comment by Jams3kds on October 4, 2019 at 5:42am

"So I put on this strainer and I tell myself, man you look 'fu-silly'...hello, is thing on?"

Comment by Jams3kds on October 4, 2019 at 5:22am

"Good morning, my name is Al Dente and this is my story..."

Comment by Jams3kds on October 4, 2019 at 5:21am

He wears it in the shower to keep from losing more hair.

Comment by Jams3kds on October 4, 2019 at 5:20am

"Okay, let's kickoff this Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster meeting by taking roll-colander."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2019 at 4:36am

"Actually, it's the Flying Spaghetti Mobsters you really gotta be on the lookout for."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2019 at 4:34am

"Needs more Campbell's."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2019 at 4:33am

"That's some sad hat, Harry."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2019 at 4:32am

"You heard correctly. I do, in fact, sexually identify as a Beefaroni."

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2019 at 4:29am

Dave was trying to restrain himself, but it was just no use.

Comment by VomitFlop on October 4, 2019 at 4:28am

"Hello! Welcome to the Olive Garden. May I take your order?"

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